Cor, she sounds smelly. MISS HONEY I've got those books we spoke about, so you can just sit and read . I can't abandon my children. From the creators of SparkNotes, something better. Where is my jug of water? BRUCE is wearin a sign that says "I have been to CHOKEY." MISS HONEY On the way back, I find a newt. WebIm not strong like you, Matilda. She did him in! On these walls, I hang wonderful pictures. Well, I'm not going to pretend I know what it is, Matilda. Please note Miss Trunchball is played by a man typically. [TV Version] I am, of course, talking about reading books. A burbling stream. We can't leave valuable packages sitting out on the doorstep. Harry Wormwood: I? The first car your brilliant father sold cost $320. 0000043205 00000 n Hey, Dip face. And I never understood you, not one little bit Who's got a pen? William Shakespeare? Trunchbull: Mr Wormwood, I would love to take Matilda. MISS HONEY There's only one man I do that with! . 4-5 Min. WebSummary: Chapter 1: The Reader of Books. You can't put us all in the Chokey! . [She grabs MISS HONEY's hands and tries to drag her away.]. C - A - F! He'd call me bumblebee. For each correct answer, they'll move one step closer to our Cube of Cash. If you can't handle the little brat, I'LL LOCK HER IN THE CHOKEY! We'll S - I - N - G, Sorts the merely "rank" from the "revoting". Agatha Trunchbull: So the story does have a happy ending after all. With me. Shift you! MISS TRUNCHBULL (including. MATILDA FBI Agent Bill: It doesn't mean that everything is written for me. The evidence against the movement can't get much worse than that, can it?! Zinnia Wormwood: Till our revolting's done. Hanging down by your ears. Zinnia Wormwood: [turns and sees Harry's hair] Only when they deserved it, of course. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. MATILDA "Don't let them steal your horses. The answers to MATILDA And then, things got worse. MISS HONEY Ooh, ooh! /BM /Normal Yes, you! To thunder and lightning, the ESCAPOLOGIST runs to the bedroom door, which is retreating into the background. But I find it hard to believe. For this newt you pin-worm! The questions that you need to know I mean, take a look at you and me. I'll get it, Miss Trunchbull! These monologues are great for auditions, performances at eisteddfods or even for use in classes or private lessons. Their nattering and twittering /Interpolate true . WebMatilda (1996) Movie Script Everyone is born. You are wet. Wouldn't you agree, Miss Honey? And it was often said that it was the best school in all the land. [as Harry switches on Matilda's lamp] Quiet. Before you're grown up. She is an inattentive parent who is more concerned with her appearance than her children. There's no way of knowing MISS TRUNCHBULL realises where she is and starts lecturing the CHILDREN. I'm Lavender, by the way. Maybe it was nerves. MR WORMWOOD, MRS WORMWOOD, MICHAEL, and RUDOLPHO enter from the stairs to the left of the stage. She was nothing but rude to the little girl, making her wash, iron, cook, and clean, and beating her if she did a thing wrong. My dad and my mum, She's very good at teaching. You make money? Their chattering and chittering, When I left my home, Aunt Trunchbull's home, I had to leave all my treasures behind. Trunchbull: Wipe away your tears, little girl. 6 0 obj No! They are worms! The answers to And so the poor little girl grew up with the meanest, cruelest, horrible-est aunt you can possible imagine! And so, to stop this stench's spread, MISS TRUNCHBULL I think . When I grow up . My mother goes to Aylesbury every afternoon to play bingo, Matilda had said. MISS TRUNCHBULL stands on a desk, which rises into the air. And that's not right! You must remember that she was still hardly five years old and it is not easy for somebody as small as that to score points against an all-powerful grown-up. A girl I know used to live in that house. Beneath the bed each night MISS HONEY Have you ever wondered . Aren't you supposed to be in school, young lady? Mrs. Some will only be good at making Jell-O salad. [on the phone, yells] Harry Wormwood: Revolting, I say! You can adopt me. What if they damage my legs? she said, kissing him with the gentlest of kisses. Never again! Watching people singing, and talking, and doing stuff? The ESCAPOLOGIST carries the ACROBAT off the front of the stage. Before the worm starts to turn, PDFs of modern translations of every Shakespeare play and poem. Can you spell? Besides, even if you didn't do it, I'm going to punish you, because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it! MISS HONEY covers her ears with her hands. The heavy things you have to haul [reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard] Its a funny thing about mothers and fathers. MISS HONEY /CropBox [ 0 0 612 792 ] MATILDA holds out her hand to her father. > ;tw=}@yP}# p ` n Ap-$d Agatha Trunchbull: We're leaving forever and we're never coming back. . [. Your parents must think they have won the lottery having a child like you. 51)[JjvNn^~AaQqeUuMm]}Cc{GgWwOo_] endobj What? But this noise becomes anger, [as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers] The anger inside her went on boiling and boiling, and as she lay in bed that night she made a decision. After the Superglue episode, things are calm for about a week. MATILDA Dinner time is family time. Great, big, nasty-faced apes. You are not fit to be at this school. You can't learn that from a stupid book, [audience member's name]! It doesn't mean that everything is written for me. According to a constitutional law book that I read in the library, if you don't have one, you could lose your job or even go to federal prison. This villain! While little 'uns like this: Hey. But Harry's ranting and raving gave Matilda the key to her power. Was it your mother, Matilda, who taught you?, You must have a great father then. What poem would that be? MATILDA Is he . And she was very happy. Dad? You'll pull his ear off! Trunchbull: Connections MR WORMWOOD All I know, I learnt from telly. . But I'm not going to say what happens, because I don't want to spoil it for you. trailer What to think and what to buy. Just like a rotten egg floats to the top >> /Font << /F1 9 0 R /F2 13 0 R /F3 17 0 R >> >> If something is wrong, you have to put it right. No, I'm so sorry; it was a silent Z! Oh, yes. It's not trash, Daddy, it's lovely. Of discipline. MR WORMWOOD 0000015831 00000 n I want to be in school. [She grabs the books from MISS HONEY's hands.] //-->. But always in secret, so that the escapologist never suspected a thing. You can't put us all in the Chokey, miss." WebMonologue #2: Matilda Once upon a time the two greatest circus performers in the world, an escapologist, who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat, who was so skilled, it seemed as if she could actually fly, fell in love and got married. BRUCE, who has until this point been silent, stands on his desk and takes out a microphone. [yells] . What she sure is worse. Agatha Trunchbull: Moby Dick? And did it work? Dearest pie, how old is Matilda? And when I grow up, MRS PHELPS The noise in my head is incredibly loud. He was very kind. And when he heard the sound of his daughter's tears [She knocks on the door three times.] But there's no going back now. Some of my friends. . Million $ Sticky Host: [Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves]. I love my school it isn't fair! Of a bucket of water. Matilda: Into the eye of the storm. For this is my house. . /Resources << /ExtGState << /GS7 6 0 R /GS10 7 0 R >> /XObject << /X0 8 0 R MATILDA THE MUSICAL ACT 1 A bell rings. Children need discipline. Instant PDF downloads. I still don't see how you glued your hat on, Harry. I haven't slept a wink. James Joyce? And her name was Miss Honey! Agatha Trunchbull: I will get you like you got me. On the way to work, unusual. Finds this foul odiferousness Whoever painted The Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, It's high time you were toughened up with a little . R - E - V - O - L - T - I - N - G. Revolting. You are, in fact, a snivelling little . You think I haven't thought of that? [pointing her riding crop at Amanda] /Height 180 Let Matilda stay here! That's not what he says. It is slowly pulled across the stage as she languorously brings her leg up and down. I shall strap you to a table and perform experiments on you! Unfulfilled and neglected by her family, Matilda often comes up with pranks to punish her parents. WebMATILDA And then, she died. Matilda? Written by Trunchbull on the blackboard: What a very clever fellow I am! [to AMANDA] Quiet, maggots, when I'm speaking! Bruce Bogtrotter: Close your eyes and just dream. Forgive me. . He pauses, and exits down the stairs. /Linearized 1 MRS PHELPS endobj Oh, I've your stories Matilda. . I am here, little girl. Now I can afford Rudolpho all day long! Matilda: You've got to be kidding! . What is this trash you're reading? Trunchbull: 2 0 obj MR WORMWOOD But I know it oh-too-well. Matilda! Most people who get Their mouths are still moving The moment the specially-designed dress was set alight, the acrobat swung into the air. . The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS recline in various parts of the stage. Matilda, your father has been stupid and rude to both of us, yes? *With thanks to current and past Matildas Kerry Ingram on Twitter, and Sophia Gennusa and Milly Shapiro in person for deciphering these lyrics, which are normally drowned out by the other verse. Cake. MR WORMWOOD walks over to a small book cart and starts throwing books over his shoulder, and MICHAEL catches them in the trash can. [talks to the woman librarian] MISS TRUNCHBULL You've never set foot in a library. I will be tall enough to reach the branches Just so you all know, she's my best friend. 4 0 obj Matilda: MR WORMWOOD MRS WORMWOOD And if she does, I will have her fired! Narrator: It is 2L84U. Don't cry, daddy. The pong of defiance. [She runs off stage.]. Matilda: Narrator: Home sweet home. Mario: Well for one thing, the roof could fall L . And do you know something else? Don't take this the wrong way, but . A child came to my house. MATILDA enters shortly after from the other side of the stage. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse. Not a child exactly. . Discipline. MATILDA He had meant to say, "When a child is bad." . Even in the fiercest storms, I am warmed , ESCAPOLOGIST She holds her head. We R - E - volting. I turned it on. stretch . I have discovered, Miss Honey, through many years of experimentation, that the ears of small boys do not come off. Miss Honey says shes not surprised, Would not have made it through AP Literature without the printable PDFs. The "miss, I need a tissue" Cor, she sounds smelly. Some parents go further. I taught them! We can S - P - L how we like. Four seconds. And I will watch cartoons until my eyes go square . Based on the hit award-winning musical and the beloved novel by Roald Dahl, Matilda tells the story about Matilda, a intelligent little girl who is stuck with her nasty parents and her sadist school headmistress. WebAnd then, things got worse. One by one, they emerge from under the tablecloth.] And the anger is light. Mrs. Wormwoods copy of Easy Cooking, and when she memorized all the recipes, she asked. MISS TRUNCHBULL takes a large radio transmitter from her belt. And I tell you, there is nothing I shall not do, no length to which I shall not go, no punishment I shall not inflict, no ear I shall not . We sing revolting songs, Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Michael: She taught us with a poem. Harry Wormwood: After all, Mr Wormwood was a successful motor-car dealer so she presumed that he was a fairly intelligent man himself. Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. No. Its your fault. It sways from side to side and then tips over. | Fun Fits For Kids. [Ja ne skazal "Da"! That is a promise. MATILDA beckons MRS PHELPS to sit on the floor with her. Her life was good and happy. MISS TRUNCHBULL Agatha Trunchbull: And I will spend all day just lying in the sun, Any moron can see that. What're they going to do, repossess the kid? "You are a useless! Who taught you how to speak Russian? This miracle . Oh, yeah. The reek of pre-pubescent plotting. . SERGEI, their head, steps onto stage in a fur-lined cloak. WebMost of these monologues are short and easy to learn, ideal for children under the age of fifteen. And Matilda leapt into Miss Honey's arms . BRUCE She jumps into her characteristic pose, fists poised on her hips, head tilted high and to the right. Harry Wormwood: Unlike her other family members, who are selfish and dull, Matilda is a precocious child with a love of books and a high aptitude for mathematics. MATILDA scurries off and MISS HONEY lies down on the floor of her house as it recedes to the back of the stage. I can see we're not going to agree, are we? They're the bane of my life. This anarchistic mischieving. But suddenly, she hugged him with the biggest hug in the world, so hard that he thought she would hug all the air out of him. Or - or say you were sued for selling a faulty car. Already Lavenders scheming mind was going over the possibilities that this water-jug job had opened up for her. Miss Honey knows. [turns to Michael] voice calls, Hullo. Mrs. Wormwood is terrified and tells everyone to listenit must be burglars. I'm fed up with all this reading! Even in the winter storms, I am warmed << What do I have to do to gain respect around here? 5 0 obj And I should warn you: It has silent letters. Matilda: Folks living happily ever after. I'm great! MISS HONEY That was badgers. BRUCE You called me your daughter. You big, fat, bully! ESCAPOLOGIST + MATILDA: "It is called," MATILDA: And how, if we are travelling at MATILDA 0000015558 00000 n [loses it, to Matilda] Agatha Trunchbull: <>/ExtGState<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageB/ImageC/ImageI] >>/MediaBox[ 0 0 612 792] /Contents 4 0 R/Group<>/Tabs/S/StructParents 0>> MATILDA Harry Wormwood: "Love our daughter with all your heart. From now on, this family does *exactly* what I say, when exactly, when I say it! By a small but stubborn fire. [She walks off stage. MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA has thrown herself onto the ground. This only encouraged the woman to greater cruelties, until one day, she exploded! Because this idiot, this nit, this twit-brain, seemed to think it was a good idea to sell one hundred fifty five old bangers . 0000001814 00000 n MATILDA MR WORMWOOD The crowd held their breath as she hurled over the sharks and spiky objects. Did you . You'll also get updates on new titles we publish and the ability to save highlights and notes. Narrator: Michael chokes the carrot, while putting baby Matilda in the sink to rinse away spinach, Miss Honey briefly nods yes as she leaves to rescue Matilda from the Chokey, Harry walks down to the kitchen, unaware that his hair has just turned an unhealthy platinum blonde, Michael's mouth drops open in shock upon seeing Harry's hair, walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror, throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown, the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house, Matilda and Miss Honey arrive at Miss Honey's cottage, realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt, Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house, as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers, looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us, after smashing the entire cake platter over Bruce Bogtrotter's head, causing the children to stop cheering. Detailed explanations, analysis, and citation info for every important quote on LitCharts. I don't want to tell you anymore because I don't want to ruin it! I got it wrong, miss. Im sitting pretty in a nice house with a successful businessman and youre left slaving away teaching a lot of nasty little children the ABC.. . And within a few minutes, I had reduced the mileage on that old rust-bucket to practically nothing. In the deepest, dankest, darkest prison! CHILDREN There is nothing that the Trunchbull can do. So the story does have a happy ending! If you don't, I will get you. MISS TRUNCHBULL A really strong stomach. A small victory or two would help her to tolerate their idiocities and would stop her from going crazy. before they reach the dynamite and blow your head off, the excapologist reached out to catch his wife and the child-. Matilda: It would me my word against hers! << [everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in]. They can't get worse! They stretch. Oh! I give this as a gift to you. Spell or go to Chokey! Oh yeah, huh, well, uh Agatha Trunchbull: Mrs. Wormwood: BRUCE and TOMMY [walking out of the room excitedly] Behind MATILDA and MRS PHELPS, the library stacks split apart. But every human being is unique, for better or for worse. I didn't know they were the flaming Russian mafia, did I? [Talking about the cake] What is it? Where'd all this come from? . When I'm finished with you, you're gonna look like roadkill! MISS TRUNCHBULL walks heavily onto the stage via the steps at the front. I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. When she was just two years old, her mother died. Is there a child at school who is behaving like a bully? Zinnia Wormwood: I've got a newt in my knickers! If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. Perhaps his anger was intensified because he saw her getting pleasure from something that was beyond his reach. The alphabet? walk and when she arrives, theres a new black Mercedes parked outside. . You can tell from my big telly [to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers] She rented it from this lovely rhubarb farmer for just $50 a month, and she covered it in honeysuckle, and she planted hundreds of wildflowers, and she moved out of her wicked aunt's house, and she finally got her freedom. With kindness, and patience, and respect! She has shown cruelty to the most precious reality of my marriage. MISS HONEY opens a drawer and takes out a shiny, white scarf. . Sit down. MRS PHELPS MISS HONEY MISS HONEY runs to stand in his way. I thought grown-ups weren't afraid of anything. Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. Revolting. If you were six-and-a-half, you'd be in school already. SERGEI leans down and kisses her three times on the cheeks. 1: MIRACLE LAVENDER MY MUMMY SAYS IM A MIRACLE REGINALD MY DADDY SAYS IM HIS SPECIAL LITTLE GUY ALICE I AM A . [She climbs onto the ladder.] Harry Wormwood: And I will go to bed late every night. AAAHH! A few days later, the Acrobat and the Escapologist's daughter received a letter from a solicitor. /ca 1 She hadnt moved. MISS HONEY (well, I have) Jenny: [etc.]. Yeah, they do. [after listing prices of cars bought and sold]. CHILDREN FBI Agent Bob: And we'll have the Trunchbull bolting It's much better than being out there. Magnus. Mary Shelley? Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers or candlestick makers. [She takes an inhaler from HORTENSIA and throws it into the wings.] [after smashing the entire cake platter over Bruce Bogtrotter's head, causing the children to stop cheering] You will perform on this day, or off to prison you both shall go! Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. Ugh, I feel like spewin'. Stop this. Harry Wormwood: Because they had found each other. I'm so very, flaming clever. . WebMario: Take it easy, Luigi; things could be worse. Green laser beams start to shoot from every which way across the theatre, shrouding everything in green light. Who has a head full of rebellious thoughts. Quiet, children, please! How sweet. ], MISS TRUNCHBULL Should stop the rot from setting in! MISS HONEY Miss Honey taught us. Charlotte Bronte? Matilda, 4 Years: WebMatilda Monologue Script Pdf This is likewise one of the factors by obtaining the soft documents of this matilda the musical matilda and then things got worse web apr 23 We're revolting. Get it off me! gemini man and capricorn woman reviews. They are not nice things, and they are not right things. All right. MRS WORMWOOD makes a sound of disgust as she hurries away. Nothing will change. I like you, Matilda. Matilda: The smell of rebellion, 'Cause we're a little bit naughty! The cast starts to make their exits, leaving MATILDA at the front of the stage. What was my profit for the day? [sees a painting of Ms. Trunchbull] What about your father? But he is my father, and I am his daughter. like - YOU - GOT - ME! You think that it's okay /Type /Page You think . Trunchbull: When suddenly, I had the most genius idea in the world. The bigger the telly, the smarter the man. MRS PHELPS im afraid they did.and MATILDA and ACROBAT Tip over! No, Miss Trunchbull, don't, please. You'll be able to access your notes and highlights, make requests, and get updates on new titles. And when I grow up, Mr. Wormwood: "My students can't get enough of your charts and their results have gone through the roof." "Revolting.". The reek of insubordination. The ESCAPOLOGIST and the ACROBAT take each others hands and walk back out of the stage. Please don't cry. It was her turn now to become a heroine if only she could come up with a brilliant plot. Okay, my boy, heir to the throne, today we diddle the customer. You certainly are a special girl, Matilda. I'm not paying it. Mr. Wormwood: This is my house. AAAIIGHHH! The dribbling and the spittling, If you are having fun, you are not learning. Miss Honey: But Matilda was about to discover that she could be her own friend, [The next scene shows Harry joyfully running to the house, laughing] that she had a kind of strength that she wasn't even aware of. [Harry goes into the house, smiling.] Harry: I'm great! I'm incredible! Michael, pencil and paper, in the kitchen. Ho-ooh. That mums don't think are fun. google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; Of course. GhNSO.&c2| Lavender: No. xref CHILD Young lady, where were you? 'Cause I'll be all grown up. W-w-what happens next? . Now sit up and look at the TV. Teach your students to analyze literature like LitCharts does. The brother gave a wave through the rear window, but the other two didnt even look back. The lawyer who defended you would have gone to college, too. That's the biggest lie I've ever heard. These little specks of dust can't be this clever. 0000060372 00000 n Agatha Trunchbull: Michael: [to MATILDA] Do you want to stay here, with Miss Honey? Only the finest nostrils smell it, [Matilda uses her powers to slam her bedroom door in Harry's face just as he reaches it]. To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. The trees you get to climb Quick! And there, just like I said: Tip! If she'd like to stay with me, that is. [ Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves ] Narrator : Most parents believe their miserable collection of excuses for children, and you, madam, standing there like the squit of squits, are its beating heart! . Imagine come on, try it
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